a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever
- extremely ticklish
- runs away from feelings
- also problems
- expects the world to be handed to her on a silver platter
- bad communicator
- awkward and shy around people i like
- refuses to make plans ever
- how do you even talk to boys i dont get it
- sarcastic asshole
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
Well I’ve made eye contact with him twice so I think it’s time to get married
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
I love seeing people walking by with little smiles on their face because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, maybe they killed a man. You will never know.